This is the first time I've ever written you. I don't have to tell you how important you are. You have many suitors as most marketers realize to compete in the online space, search engine marketing is a critical part of their online plans.
I'll get to the point as you tend to be pretty direct as well. It's bothered me a lot lately that you allow competitors to bid on competitive branded and trademarked terms. You know what I mean. Fine, if you are going to play coy I'll spell it out for you.
If I'm Sears, you (Google) allow my rivals Walmart, the Bay, Home Depot and others to bid on 'Sears' or other Sears related trademarked and branded keywords such as 'Sears.ca', 'Sears Canada', 'Craftsman', 'Kenmore' and so forth. Some customers could click on competitive ads thinking they lead to the Sears website or products. Upon arrival they discover, the competitive site has nothing to do with Sears or any of the products Sears sells.
The problem is that if I don't bid on those keywords my competitors will. But here is the rub. I could suck it up but you know that new cutie on the block (Yahoo Search Marketing) that just had a makeover? They do not allow bidding on trademark terms and apparently never have. And that other cutie (Microsoft AdCenter) that is having a coming out party later this month does not allow it either.
You may think this is all much ado about nothing. I used to think that way as well but even eBay has been bidding aggressively on their own branded terms. And based on their financial performance they must be on to something, no?
You know that I've never bid on competitor branded keywords except during one brief moment of weakness that lasted a week. Thank heavens I came to my senses and realized it wasn't worth it anymore. I've never gone back to those dark days as I cannot be a hypocrite. But deep down you know you tempted me to bite the forbidden apple. Granted, I accepted and I'm responsible for my own actions but that doesn't change the fact you are a wicked temptress.
It was suggested by one cool person I recently met, that you might argue that by posting competitive ads you simpy help provide searchers with relevant products/services. But her view was that if someone looks for Nike and they enter it, they are looking for just Nike. Not Adidas, Reebok, Sketchers, Converse or anything else. Just Nike. So why not just do it? (And yes, creative copy that is trademarked counts as well.)
It's not fair when us marketers spend millions of dollars building and protecting brands/trademarks that you behave this way. Yes, I know this issue went to court when Geico sued you and they lost. But that still doesn't make it right either.
That nasty Mathew Ingram recently wrote a critical piece on you. At first I thought he was just another sleazy tabloid reporter taking cheap shots but now I'm not sure. Are you still the underdog I fell in love with?
Let's face facts and stop lying to ourselves. You are now an industry titan and with that comes greater pressure, expectations and scrutiny.
Remember when our legal department recently sent your Trademarks team a complaint about competitors who had nothing to do with SearsTravel but they were actively bidding on branded and registered trademarks? After many weeks, your Trademarks team finally replied and agreed to block competitors from bidding on those terms. I was so proud of you when I heard this but then I reached paragraph two of your reply:
"Please note, we only processed the specific URLs you listed in your trademark complaint. We will not be disapproving the use of your trademark beyond the scope of your complaint. In addition, we only processed the exact trademark you submitted. If you would like us to investigate variations or misspellings of your trademark, please supply us with a list of the exact variations or misspellings and we will review them."
Stop playing with my emotions. After your cruel response, I came very close (for the first time ever) to entering a Yahoo search on "How to change my default search engine".
So now I have to spend more money on legal fees to enforce our trademarks and brands every time a violation occurs? Or use up my own valuable time and personally contact competitors and hope they will be open to reason? Telling them that it's a zero sum game to bid on each other and that no one wins in the end except you. And don't you dare suggest that is collusion. It's not when it relates to registered trademarks and brands.
It's possible you could claim your legal dogs of war were just being difficult. It's their job. But you have to pay that $1.6 Billion tab on YouTube you charged up in that recent shopping spree of yours somehow, right?
You may also suggest there is a cost for things like Google Analytics. Namely, letting others bid on competitive brands/trademarks. Everything has a price. Fair enough but then don't tell me and the world it's free then. Especially when your 2006 Q4 results come out. Normally, I would congratulate you but right now I don't feel much like celebrating.
I'm sorry but we've been together for a very long time and it's not my fault you set the bar so high. The mantra 'Don't be Evil' is yours not mine.
In spite of all these unpleasantries, I still love you Google. You are my search tool of choice both privately and commercially. You are my RSS reader. I've worked with your team in Canada for years and their account management is second to none. Others would do well to learn from them. Even your IT folks are outstanding and we all know how perculiar they can be at times.
I use GMail for personal email and Analytics has been a blessing for my business. And you know I've been an ambassador for you. Now I feel cheap and used despite being so heavily invested in you.
Yes, I don't own stock in you because I was badly hurt by my last tech love. I'm still recovering as many Canadians are, in spite of the heady times of that relationship. The memories are just too painful but perhaps one day I'll move on.
You are normally pretty reasonable so please don't get vindictive and demote my rankings in the natural search listings as a result of this. Someone has to be honest with you. That's what friends do for each other.
You could shrug your shoulders and say nobody is perfect but you are not a nobody.
I await your response.
Fondest Regards,
Sulemaan